| Category: | Maximum Ride |
| Genre: | Humor, Parody |
| Language: | English |
| Characters: | Max |
| Status: | Completed |
| Published: | 2010-01-09 21:11:17 |
| Updated: | 2010-01-09 21:11:17 |
| Packaged: | 2021-05-07 03:10:57 |
| Rating: | K+ |
| Chapters: | 1 |
| Words: | 615 |
| Publisher: | www.fanfiction.net |
| Summary: | A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style. |
Me: Well, this was one of the top 'Favorite Christmas Songs' on my old poll, so I figured I needed to Maximum Ride-ize it a bit.
Fang: You Maximum Ride-ize everything.
Me: :D It's a habit now.
Fang: Just remember the very important part that keeps us from having to get another lawyer...
Me: Oh, yeah!
On the First Day of Christmas, I Disclaim to Thee: That I do not own Maximum Ride. That'd be J.P. I don't own 'The 12 Days of Christmas' either. I don't know who does, actually. I just know I don't. If you know, feel free to tell me. :D
Fang: So, on with the song!
Me: -starts singing-
Fang: -facepalm- That's not what I meant...
On the first day of Christmas, Jeb gave to me:
A doomsday prophecy.
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On the second day of Christmas, Gazzy gave to me:
Two gagging fits
And a doomsday prophecy.
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On the third day of Christmas, Fang gave to me:
Three stolen kisses
Two gagging fits
And a doomsday prophecy
---
On the fourth day of Christmas, Iggy gave to me:
Four active bombs
Three stolen kisses
Two gagging fits
And a doomsday prophecy
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On the fifth day of Christmas, J.P. gave to me:
Five Self-Titled Books
Four active bombs
Three stolen kisses
Two gagging fits
And a doomsday prophecy
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On the sixth day of Christmas, Nudge gave to me:
Six throbbing headaches
Five Self-Titled Books
Four active bombs
Three stolen kisses
Two gagging fits
And a doomsday prophecy
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On the seventh day of Christmas, Total gave to me:
Seven pieces of useless info
Six throbbing headaches
Five Self-Titled Books
Four active bombs
Three stolen kisses
Two gagging fits
And a doomsday prophecy
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On the eighth day of Christmas, ter Borcht gave to me:
Eight reasons I fail
Seven pieces of useless info
Six throbbing headaches
Five Self-Titled Books
Four active bombs
Three stolen kisses
Two gagging fits
And a doomsday prophecy
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On the ninth day of Christmas, Mr. Chu gave to me:
Nine dead fish
Eight reasons I fail
Seven pieces of useless info
Six throbbing headaches
Five Self-Titled Books
Four active bombs
Three stolen kisses
Two gagging fits
And a doomsday prophecy
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On the tenth day of Christmas, Dr. M gave to me:
Ten Chocolate Chip cookies
Nine dead fish
Eight reasons I fail
Seven pieces of useless info
Six throbbing headaches
Five Self-Titled Books
Four active bombs
Three stolen kisses
Two gagging fits
And a doomsday prophecy
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On the eleventh day of Christmas, Ella gave to me:
Eleven brand new outfits
Ten Chocolate Chip cookies
Nine dead fish
Eight reasons I fail
Seven pieces of useless info
Six throbbing headaches
Five Self-Titled Books
Four active bombs
Three stolen kisses
Two gagging fits
And a doomsday prophecy
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On the twelth day of Christmas, Angel gave to me:
Twelve creepy new powers
Eleven brand new outfits
Nine dead fish
Eight reasons I fail
Seven pieces of useless info
Six throbbing headaches
Five Self-Titled Books
Four active bombs
Three stolen kisses
Two gagging fits
And a doomsday prophecy
Me: -wipes tear- That was so beautiful...
Fang: Uh...
Me: -whacks Fang- Oh, shut it.
Fang: Shall we post our post-Christmas Christmas fic now?
Me: Let's. Just some notes. Yeah, I know that there's going to be more than '5 Self-Titled Books', but it worked. I kinda meant that Angel gets 12 new powers, but it didn't sound right, so I wrote it the way it's written.
Fang: We done now?
Me: I believe so.
Fang: So...Post it?
Me: Si.
R&R?