Max's Mom by St. Fang of Boredom

The things I do when I'm bored....

So, I thought this up after reading Happi Zebra's MR: The Competition, and any of you who read my story Job Listings know I started writing this a bit in the last chapter on Dr. M.

Ya gotta love this song, though...

Fang: No. Just no.

Me: What, Fang?

Fang: No.

Me: Anyway...

Disclaimers Have Got it Goin' On!: James Patterson and I have many, many differences. I'm skinnier, I have more hair, I have less money, and I have a different 'anatomy'. Therefore, there is no way I am him, so I therefore can't own Maximum Ride.

I also don't own the song 'Stacy's Mom'. That would be the band Fountains of Wayne, who rock.

Fang: She doesn't own me, either. She kidnapped me.

Me: Yes, I think many people know about that now.

Fang: And did I mention no? No. No. No.

Me: Well, let's see what Fang's saying no about, shall we?

Max's mom has got it goin' on.
Max's mom has got it goin' on.
Max's mom has got it goin' on.
Max's mom has got it goin' on.

Max, can we stay with your mom when we get out of the School? (out of the School)
We can hang around by the new pool. (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from the vet clinic? (vet clinic)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little bird-boy that I used to be...
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see?

Max's mom has got it goin' on!
She's all I want and I've waited for so long.
Max, can't you see you're just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Max's mom.

Max's mom has got it goin' on.
Max's mom has got it goin' on.

Max, do you remember when I first met your mom? (met your mom)
Your mom came out with her white vet coat on. (vet coat on)
I could tell she liked me when she stared where we were. (stared where we were)
And the way she said, "Are you like her?" (just like her)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy,
But since Jeb walked out, your mom could use a guy like me!

Max's mom has got it goin' on!
She's all I want, and I've waited so long.
Max, can't you see you're just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Max's mom.

Max's mom has got it goin' on!
She's all I want and I've waited for so long.
Max can't you see your just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Max's mom oh oh)
(Max's mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Max's mom.

Fang: No.

Me: Why not?

Fang: I just...no.

Me: What, do you think of someone else that way?

Fang: Maybe...

Me: Me?

Fang: NO!

Me: It was worth a shot...

R&R?